I'm Skytteflickan88(25 year old Swedish woman) and here I will mainly blog about Joss Whedon-related things, but also other fandoms and personal stuff.
Fanfiction writers: Thor's so dumb and loud, he can barely work a toaster.
Thor & Sif: Aww, look at their primative tech.
Jane: New science!
People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.
How did it even get there
Hagrid is a champion of the critters!
(Now you know who I mostly tested as in all those HP online quizzes)
It pushed a kid out of the wate to save him. It was probably magical, like their owls.
…and it’s a great feel good comedy. I assume it would be a easy to digest comedy, but it has heart. I love the laughter and the tears, and it was more about friendship between the three women than revenge.
(A customer walks in and asks to trade her ‘Ultimate Captain America’ collectible for the limited Edition, $700 Hulk collectible.)
Me: “Hello and welcome to Toy Trades. Is there anything you need help with?”
Customer: “I brought a collectible Captain America. I want to trade it for the Hulk.”
Me: “Okay, I’ll go grab the Hulk. ”
(I go grab the Hulk and pass my co-worker, who says that she must have an expensive collectible.)
Me: “Here it is.”
Customer: “Oh, thanks! Here is my Captain America. Um, lemme take that…”
Me: “Wait! By policy I need to look at your collectible.”
Customer: “You don’t have to look at it… Consider it like a gift.”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I need to look at your collectible first.”
(She grabs the Hulk and tries to run but another customer grabs her.)
Customer: “I JUST WANTED A D*** PRESENT FOR MY MOTHERF****** SON! TAKE THE CAPTAIN AMERICA, YOU IDIOT!”
(She throws a toy Captain America that has a Fast Food Restaurant label on it. Being the empathetic person I am, I grab a Hulk eraser and hand it to her.)
Me: “Have a nice day, ma’am!”Read more funny stories at NotAlwaysRight.com!:
(I have been working at the store for a few months. I haven’t had the funds for a haircut, thus my hair is fairly long. I also am sporting a full beard. A couple and their young son come to my register and I ring them up.)
Me: “That’ll be [total].”
Child: *who has been staring at me* “Um… excuse me…”
Child: “Are you Thor?”
Me: *trying not to crack* “Yes, son, I am. I’m actually on an undercover mission from my father, Odin, hunting for Loki. He may be in disguise. Let me know if you see him, all right?”
Child: “YES, I WILL! WOW! WAIT UNTIL I TELL EVERYONE AT SCHOOL I MET THOR!”
(It was the highlight of that job. I kept the Thor voice the whole time and his parents gave me the most grateful smiles!)Read more funny stories at NotAlwaysRight.com!: